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Caution: If you are sensitive in way I mean any way. Like if you are offended if someone swats a fly and kills it. Or if you are offended if someone doesn't recycle. Or maybe you are offended when someone doesn't put the toilet seat down when they are done using the bath room. Or it could even be such little things that you are offended by like someone not turning off a light in a room when no one is in there. Or Global warming. Or someone honking. Or something like watching T.V.. Or David Letterman. I MEAN ANY KIND OF SENSITIVITY AT ALL. Then please do not continue to read this lame blog.



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MJ

OMG. Michael Jackson Died. I just found out and I have been crying non stop for like 10 minutes now and I can't keep hydrated. I have been drinking water non stop just to keep up with my crying. I'm so glad that every media outlet has decided to cover everything about him I can't peel my face away from the TV. I have been TIVOing every station so that if they ever do decide to stop showing all the same clips day after day and night after night then I will still have two or three years of coverage to watch and by then there will be a best of MJ or something like that to get my fix of him I just can't get enough. I am having a hard time coping with his loss I can't sleep I can't go to work I can't even get off the couch. I may never leave the house again. I just want to thank everyone in the media who is making all of this possible with out them I don't know what I would do I guess I would have to get my own LIFE to live.

BOOK DEAL

Wall Street swindler Bernard Madoff was sentenced to 150 years in jail Monday for masterminding an "evil" multi-billion-dollar investment scam that cheated thousands of people around the world. The wife knew nothing of what he was doing. I'm sure this is the truth because for all she knew is that her husband was a very successful businessman and he made lots of money. I can predict the future my guess is that she will be writing a tell all story. Which the husband will tell to her so she can make a book and all the people that he riped off will go buy it. I even bet there will be a movie about it and everyone will go watch it. The biggest scam in the world will become another scam by people buying the book and watching the movie.